You know you love it too, but once the gluten-free bread has arrived in your suburb, you sense you can kiss the neighbourhood goodbye
Another new shop has opened up on Clovelly Road; is it ...
Brat: yet another kid’s clothing shop selling Andy Warhol rompers
Brot: a bakery that smells like somewhere in Europe
Brit: a trashy t-shirt gallery frequented by teenage girls in school uniform
Brut: a boutique selling sex toys for gay men
Answer: go to 219 Clovelly Road
Meanwhile pass me another slice of the gluten free, slathered with quince paste & mascapone
